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desert bus wanted a version of this song http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=60350
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anyways here's my version
desert bus wanted a version of this song http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=60350
Scroll down a little
anyways here's my version
A Retail Worker Earns Every Dime
(credit: The Username Saga)
Come all you wearers of vests, smocks and shoes
You Walmart Greeters and you night Crews
help me tell a story of toil and of strife
And the hardship that comes with a retail worker’s life
Well, it's up in the morning to open the shop
And the customers come and don’t ever stop
But you gotta get rolling 'cause it's really soon
That Black Friday sales will spell your doom
And it's hard, buddy, it's hard
Living off chocolate bars and overtime
Well it's hard, bucko, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
Your wrists are sore from your homework last night
But you've gotta ignore it, theses customers bite
when you don’t have every bargain and item they sting
Wherever there's sales, a cash register will ring
Well you're out on the floor and the backroom’s a mess
no matter what it won’t be clean much to your distress
Well the managers won’t give you time and they expect miracles
The customers have no patience and may punch you in the ********
And it's hard, fella, it's hard
Living off ramen and overtime
Well it's hard, amigo, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
Well, it's off to the breakroom but you're having bad luck
it’s on the other side of the floor
The customer yells, "I’m stuck!"
You explain it’s been five hours since your last break
But they don’t care about your sore feet all they do is take
And it's hard, hoo boy, it's hard
Living off kraft dinner and overtime
Well it's hard, dude, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
You're working in a department fastly depleting
On a floor hard as cement and all day you haven’t eaten
your coworker is running late so you gotta keep smiling
Your manager says, "I called him, but it just keeps ringing"'
Your blood starts to boil and your skin starts to crawl
The customers are everywhere and you might kill them all
It's like a bad dream or a weird deja vu
Where everybody has lost all sanity but you
And it's hard, Muffy, it's hard
Living off bread crumbs and overtime
Well it's hard, Woody, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
(credit: The Username Saga)
Come all you wearers of vests, smocks and shoes
You Walmart Greeters and you night Crews
help me tell a story of toil and of strife
And the hardship that comes with a retail worker’s life
Well, it's up in the morning to open the shop
And the customers come and don’t ever stop
But you gotta get rolling 'cause it's really soon
That Black Friday sales will spell your doom
And it's hard, buddy, it's hard
Living off chocolate bars and overtime
Well it's hard, bucko, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
Your wrists are sore from your homework last night
But you've gotta ignore it, theses customers bite
when you don’t have every bargain and item they sting
Wherever there's sales, a cash register will ring
Well you're out on the floor and the backroom’s a mess
no matter what it won’t be clean much to your distress
Well the managers won’t give you time and they expect miracles
The customers have no patience and may punch you in the ********
And it's hard, fella, it's hard
Living off ramen and overtime
Well it's hard, amigo, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
Well, it's off to the breakroom but you're having bad luck
it’s on the other side of the floor
The customer yells, "I’m stuck!"
You explain it’s been five hours since your last break
But they don’t care about your sore feet all they do is take
And it's hard, hoo boy, it's hard
Living off kraft dinner and overtime
Well it's hard, dude, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
You're working in a department fastly depleting
On a floor hard as cement and all day you haven’t eaten
your coworker is running late so you gotta keep smiling
Your manager says, "I called him, but it just keeps ringing"'
Your blood starts to boil and your skin starts to crawl
The customers are everywhere and you might kill them all
It's like a bad dream or a weird deja vu
Where everybody has lost all sanity but you
And it's hard, Muffy, it's hard
Living off bread crumbs and overtime
Well it's hard, Woody, it's hard
A retail worker earns every dime
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