Dear man at the front of the bus...

[Kit-Ginevra]

We'll make a deal.We won't give you odd looks and giggle about you behind the seats if you stop emitting those noises-the ones that sound like a mammal(possibly an asthmatic rhino)attempting to mate with a honker seal.
Agreed?
The long suffering passengers on the top deck of the Number 12.

[MoonCat]

I think he has a relative over here. Kept hearing this one guy at the bus stop letting out these noises that I think were supposed to be coughing....but he sounded like a fog horn with something stuffed inside of it.

[protege]

At least he's not shooting flames

[wolfie]

if you stop emitting those noises-the ones that sound like a mammal attempting to mate with a honker seal.

Since seals are mammals, I'd think it would be normal for a mammal to attempt to mate with a honker seal.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Since seals are mammals, I'd think it would be normal for a mammal to attempt to mate with a honker seal.

And that's the case for the defence at Wolfie's bestiality trial...

[wolfie]

What I meant was that since honker seals are mammals, the mating of 2 honker seals involves a mammal (honker seal "A") mating with a honker seal (honker seal "B"), and this is a normal situation.