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    Next time we'll have it with gongs,cymbals and flashing lights...

    From our local paper

    Miss M is threatening to boycott the 'Big Yellow M' supermarket after they ejected her for vaping in the store.'I asked them why and they said it was their policy.I've been able to smoke electronic cigarettes everywhere else,so I didn't see why they wouldn't let me.The girl then pointed to the big sign next to me which said NO SMOKING IN THE STORE-This includes electronic cigarettes'.

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    Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
    I've been able to smoke electronic cigarettes everywhere else,so I didn't see why they wouldn't let me.
    Either those other places allow smoking/vaping, or she's simply never been CAUGHT there.
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      So "being able to smoke everywhere else" equates to "I can smoke in here if I want to." Yep, that's typical SC thinking, right there!

      And duh--there was a big sign but she thought it was ok to ignore it? And she thinks they will give a damn if she boycotts them? They're probably high-fiving each other!
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        Too bad the supermarket didn't have a reply in the paper - "She's not boycotting US - we've banned HER from the premises".
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          I'm a smoker myself, and I've found that some smokers can be absolutely unreasonable about where they can and can't smoke. the unspoken rule is that you can't smoke indoors, EVER unless you're in your own home or you get specific permission allowing it. And that was before the anti smoking laws started up here.
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          • #6
            No, what you need is klaxons and flashing lights, along with the words "NO YOU CANT VAPE" flashing on a screen behind her.
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