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  • My nomination for Dim Attempted Thief of the Year

    From our local paper:

    'Mr S was jailed for 3 years and 8 months after admitting attempted armed robbery of a bookmakers'store. He tried to commit the hold-up with a tissue glued to his face as a disguise and more tissue jammed in his mouth to disguise his voice. When staff were unable to understand him,he removed this and staff recognized him as a regular by his strong Scottish accent. He fled empty-handed when the tissue on his face fell off,but left behind his demand note on the counter-this was written on the back of a letter from the bookmakers barring him from that shop and had his full name and address on'.

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    What did he use to hold the tissue to his face? Spit and hopeless dreams?

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      This story is worthy of this pic:

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      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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