Windows Service Center Call

[Ironclad Alibi]

I received a call from a Windows Service Center today. Below is our conservation:

WSC: Hello, I am calling from the Windows Service Center to tell you your computer has sent us an error signal.

Me: I thought I had that feature blocked.

WSC: It was telling us you had malware installed on you computer.

Me: Yes, I know. I collect them.

WSC: What?

Me: Yes, I collect malware and viruses to do research on them.

WSC: <click>

[Aragarthiel]

Lol. I guess rock collecting wasn't dangerous enough?

[Barracuda]

3 times those idiots have called me now....

[fireheart]

I should totally do this at work. (I'll be playing receptionist as of May)

[Ted_The_IT_Guy]

I am SO jealous of you people who get these calls. I would have so much fun with them...

Tell them I have a trained helper velociraptor that types things in for me, as I lost the use of my hands in an unfortunate accident that may or may not have happened during the great moon men invasion of 1954...I'd have a soundboard with dinosaur noises, then tell the scammer that Fred (the Velociraptor) says he doesn't know what he is talking about, then offer to put said scammer directly on with the velociraptor.

Pretend to type in what they are saying...then read off bit by bit:

"Launch codes accepted. Nuclear missles armed and will launch in 1 minute."