10 Commandments of Grocery Shopping

[Aragarthiel]

http://twentytwowords.com/rules-of-g...eds-to-follow/

I would suggest posting these at the entrance to every store, but we all know how well that would work.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Amen!

And yes, we all know the SC's don't bother to read the signs that are already posted to begin with. So to them it would be one more to ignore.

[Mr Hero]

Oh they read signs. They just need to contain the word "Free" somewhere for them to do so.

[greek_jester]

Oh they read signs. They just need to contain the word "Free" somewhere for them to do so.

Easy then, just make sure each line starts with "FREE TIP #1..."

[eltf177]

There's some really good ideas here, especially about wandering aimlessly in the parking lot not paying attention!

[mjr]

Mine are pretty simple:

1. Everyone get the f**k out of my way so I can shop...
2. Hey, don't dawdle in the checkout line.
3. I will be polite to the employees.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Mine are pretty simple:

1. Everyone get the f**k out of my way so I can shop...
2. Hey, don't dawdle in the checkout line.
3. I will be polite to the employees.

I"ll sum mine up in TWO:

1) Get the fk outta my way so I can get my shopping done before I'm drawing Social Security

2) Don't be a dick toward me or anyone else

Pretty simple IMHO.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Hey up a minute there eager beavers.

I shall claim exemption on No.9. I will not park myself like a walrus in the aisle,but I will-when I'm out of people's way,I shall have a look at my receipt and make sure it agrees.If I've been charged 6 times for my one piece of broccoli,I would like to know.If your till has priced my sprouts at £28 each,then I shall go back and get it dealt with.
I shall claim clarification on No.5 as to whether my six-pack of canned soup counts as one or six items,and if a buy-one-get-one-free counts as one or two.
I shall claim exemption on No.4 because if there's no-one around,it's just FUN to leap on the trolley and whizz down the aisle going wheeeee as if it's the Indy 500(bonus points if I grab the milk on my fly by).As long as I don't collide with anyone or anything,grant me one of the small pleasures of life.

[wolfie]

it's just FUN to leap on the trolley and whizz down the aisle

I seem to recall someone here complaining about having to clean up a trail of urine that ran the full length of an aisle.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I seem to recall someone here complaining about having to clean up a trail of urine that ran the full length of an aisle.

Or having to clean up a trail of "nuggets" stretching halfway through the store all the way to the back restrooms.