It's called common sense

[Water]

I've had customers ask:

• "Do you make your dresses?" One, my store does not have a sewing machine nor bolts of fabric. Two, the name of the company on the dress's tag and the name of my store do not match.
• "What time do you open in the morning?" Whenever the mall opens.
• "The photo booth [outside my store] stole my money." The photo booth has a phone number for a reason.
• "[My store's] door is open." We were opening for the day, so of course the door would be open. Unfortunately, the power breakers to turn on and off the light are across from the store's only exit.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Common sense is now rare enough to be officially classified as a super power.

[Seanette]

Jay, I'm grabbing that line for my .sig.