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    Unlikely defences #377

    From ye local paper....

    Mr X was found guilty of stabbing another hostel resident whilst under the influence of legal highs.

    The jury rejected his defence that Mr Y had 'fallen over whilst drunk and landed on his armpit on a knife which he been using to eat ice cream whilst sitting naked on the floor.'

    The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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    "NOW. When a man attacks you with a banana, like so, you first make him drop the banana, and then eat the banana, thus, disarming him!"
    "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
    Regards, Lord Baron Darth von Vaderham, esq. Middle brother to mharbourgirl & Squeaksmyalias

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      "You shot 'im! You shot 'im dead!"

      "Well, 'e was comin' after me wit' a banana!!"
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        It sounds like something from Weird ER---yes...doctor...I was just...er eating ice cream with it naked on the floor...and then I slipped...and thats how it ended up like that
        The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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        • #5
          Quoth EricKei View Post
          "You shot 'im! You shot 'im dead!"

          "Well, 'e was comin' after me wit' a banana!!"
          "What about raspberries?"

          "We done them!"

          I love Monty Python!
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #6
            I love the attitude they have on their actual, official YouTube page -- Apparently, they got tired of YT users uploading shitty-quality versions of their videos all these years (and, as is normal for YT, re-uploading others' uploads while trying to steal the "credit")....So, they responded by starting their own channel and uploading high-quality versions of the shows/scenes for free ^_^

            https://www.youtube.com/user/MontyPython/featured
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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