Haha, ruined your smoke break!

[Lace Neil Singer]

No. No you didn't. For a very good reason...

Basically, this happened outside a shop, where I was sitting on a bench having a smoke before I went in. I was wearing a Slipknot hoodie, a black miniskirt, navy blue leggings and a pair of tan Uggs. This is important. Immersed in my book, I was annoyed when this woman poked me and said, "I know you're on break, but I haven't got time to wait in the queue. You need to come and serve me."

At first, I didn't have a clue what the stupid woman was babbling on about. I replied, "What?"

She sighed, rolled her eyes and repeated herself, talking slowly as if I was an idiot. That's when it hit me; she thought I worked in the store and was taking a break. Despite the fact that what I was wearing didn't resemble the store staff's uniform at all. I looked at her and said, "I don't work there. I'm a customer, same as you, and I'm having a fag before I go into the shop."

She glared at me and said, "We'll see about that! I'm going in to tell your manager!"

"You do that," I said and went back to my smoke. Once I was done, I went inside. I saw the daft woman in the store, but she said nothing more to me. XD

[Kit-Ginevra]

Slipknot hoodie and miniskirt---ooh metal chick!

[BrenDAnn]

I bet she tried telling the manager, and got laughed at, so that's why she avoided you. Either that, or she was just stupid enough not to recognize you from outside. Either way...daft, indeed.

[Nunavut Pants]

FTFY:

...ooh mental chick!

(needs more characters!)

[MoonCat]

Also, "you need to come and serve me" -- ha, ha, no. Even if you did work there.

[wolfie]

SCs need to be served - with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Dytchdoctir]

She will probably complain to corporate that the manager refused to do anything about the "disrespectful employee", and he will get an undeserved black mark.

[csquared]

SCs need to be served - with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Fava beans and Chianti would not cover up how bitter and sour dish would be.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Yeah, even if I had been working in that shop, it would have been a sucky thing to do. I'd love to have seen the look on her face when the manager told her, "Um, that's a customer. She doesn't work here."

The place is a second hand bookstore, so they know me very well cuz I spend a lot of money there. It's privately owned so I doubt that the owner will pay any attention to a complaint.

[taxguykarl]

I doubt that the owner will pay any attention to a complaint.

Unless it came from you.