From my personal experience at work, it's sometimes hard to tell what will make it through the firewall and what won't. I can get to snopes.com, but not zug.com. Strange stuff like that. I am sorry to say that I have gotten dinged on the firewall at work more times than I probably should have. I just don't click links from work anymore.
The only words you said that I understood were "His", "Phone" and "Ya'll". The other 2 paragraphs worth was about as intelligible as a drunken Teletubby barkin' come on's at a Hooter's waitress.