This was actually just said in my store...

[draggar]

"I just put two twenties and a ten in your payment machine and the receipt says I only paid fifty dollars".

(Thor, grant me the strength and stamina to deal with these morons).

[Princess-Snake]

Thor? Try Thor and Zeus combined with a little bit of Beowulf!

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Quoth draggar

"I just put two twenties and a ten in your payment machine and the receipt says I only paid fifty dollars".

(Thor, grant me the strength and stamina to deal with these morons).

You...you're kidding right? Please say you're kidding. I couldn't...couldn't take it if you weren't kidding. Yeah...must be kidding most be kidding must be kidding...<THWAP>

Sorry about that...had to do some percussive maintenance on my brain. That level of stupidity overloaded it a bit.

M

[Soulstealer]

I'm convinced that how well you did in grade school math has a direct correlation to how sucky you are when it comes to payments.

[Sliceanddice]

*sits in the cornor rocking back and forth hold her legs* stupid people scare me.

[iradney]

Yeah but, 2 twenties and a ten aren't fifty bucks!
It's a completely different mythical figure! Did you guys not cover Sucmatics in school???

*hands over chocotini*

[Luna]

You get to a sad point in your life when reading something like that doesn't not even phase you.

People frighten me.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Yeah, it must've been a mistake. You need to put another 20 in the machine to fix it."

a few minutes later..."Now the machine says I only paid $70!"

"Uh oh. Better put in another 20 then!"

Repeat until stupid moron has completely emptied his/her wallet.

[Becks]

That's just wrong.

I need to be held.

[Bliss]

Is your store a restaurant? if it's one, remember math works different inside restaurants, thus the bistromatic.