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A very distinguished lady walked into a tattoo parlor and sat down. The owner, not used to seeing such a high-class lady in his parlor, immediatley rushed over and asked if he could help her. To his shock and utter delight, she pulled up her silk dress and pointed to her right inner theigh--very high up.
"Right here," the lady said, "I want you to tattoo a turkey, and underneath it put the word 'Thanksgiving.'"
The she pointed to her left theigh, just as high up, and said "Here I want you to tattoo an evergeen tree with lights, tinsel and an angel on top. And below that tattoo the word 'Christmas.'"
The owner said, "Okay, but if you don't mind me asking, that is the strangest request I've ever been given. Why do you want me to do that?"
The lady answered "Because I'm sick and tired of hearing my husband complain that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
"Right here," the lady said, "I want you to tattoo a turkey, and underneath it put the word 'Thanksgiving.'"
The she pointed to her left theigh, just as high up, and said "Here I want you to tattoo an evergeen tree with lights, tinsel and an angel on top. And below that tattoo the word 'Christmas.'"
The owner said, "Okay, but if you don't mind me asking, that is the strangest request I've ever been given. Why do you want me to do that?"
The lady answered "Because I'm sick and tired of hearing my husband complain that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"