Idiot customer causes explosion
This happened to a member of my husband's family last week and details are still sketchy. His uncle owns a garage and had a old guy coming in to have fuel tank of his 1970s truck replaced b/c it was rusting through. Old guy was informed to bring it in as close to empty as possible (makes sense right, since they're replacing fuel tank). They bring the truck on the lift and as its going up, the tank ruptures and the FULL tank of gas sprays across the room and catches a pilot light (or something, I'd have to verify what it was with my hubby) and causes a huge explosion. Luckily, everyone got out ok and the firedoors contained most of the damage, but the crappy old customer was last seen running down the street, when he realized it was because he didn't listen to instructions.
"If all else fails...blame the dog"