We just had someone call in. They talked super slow and they were as annoying as hell. I had to play 20 questions just to get any info out of them.
Me: Hobbyshop, how can I help you.
SC: Ya'll carry batteries for RC cars?
Me: Yeah, what kind of car do you have?
SC: It's a hummer, I need a 19.2 voltage.
Me: A hummer? What company makes it?
SC: I don't know.
Me: Where did you get it?
SC: At a yard sale. *ding ding ding! They got it at a yard sale. If any of you ever consider buying an RC car, don't get one from one of these two places, yard sale or internet. I'll tell you why, soon, you will break it and NO ONE will have replacement parts for it. Period. PLUS, we don't have an RC hummer in stock and I don't know of a company that makes them. Therefore, it's a slim chance we have what they need in stock. I don't know how to find what they need even if we do have it. So, I tell them...*
Me: We don't have what you need.
SC: Can you check?
Me: Yeah, I can, but I know we don't have it.
SC: Are you sure?
Me: Yes. We don't carry a hummer RC in this store. I don't know if our distributors even make it. We have RC cars that range from $200 - $600 in electric and nitro, we don't carry anything like you would see in Radio Shack. (I was trying to get at a certain point without being rude, it was, "If you weren't so cheap you would realize that we don't carry toys. We carry high end hobby stuff. And a hummer RC most certainly sounds like a cheap toy.")
SC: You have nitro and electric?
SC: Well, this one is electric.
Me: That doesn't mean we have it. If our distributors don't have it, we aren't going to carry parts for it.
SC: *says something to someone in the background and then hangs up with out a goodbye or a thank-you-for-your-time.*