Oy. My head.

[Crow The Robot]

Here is a couple(2) of SC tales from the past week at my WM.

Formula for disaster

A lady comes in wanting to return formula (for babies) She has no reciept Now returning formula, is against WM policy because people can tamper wit the stuff and hurt someone else's kid. This one woman didn't get it.
SC: you know this one
A:Associate
CSM: CSM
M: Manager
SC: I wanna return this formula, i don't have a reciept, i got it in Delaware.
A: You can only exchange formula you can't return it ma'am.
SC: Okay.<leaves for a nanosecond> You don't have any of the formula I want I wanna refund.
A: Ma'am you can't return formula for a refund, you can only exchange.
SC: Not tht's only for WIC <gestures at our WIC posters>
A: Ma'am the policy is for everyone who buys formula.
SC: NUh-uh. It's only for WIC.
A: Ma'am that policy is for everyo...
SC: SHUT UP AND GET ME A MANAGER!!!!!!!!
CSM: Can I help you?
SC: I want to return this formula.
CSM: You can only do an exchange on formula.
SC: I don't want to do an exchange, I wanna refund.
CSM: Ma'am, it's against our policy to give refunds on formula.
SC: YOU all is stupid. Why is that?
CSM: Well, unfortunately, people could tamper with it.
SC: Get me a manager!!!
M: Yes ma'am?
SC: i wanna Exchange <notice the story change, my friends?> But that woman, <referring to A> says i am on WIC, i ain't no freeloadin' welfare-whore!
M: Wel, ma'am you can exchange formula...
SC: But I want a refund!!!
M: ma'am it is against our policy....
SC: SHUT UP!!!! YOU ONLY DOING THIS 'CAUSE I AM BLACK.
m: Ma'am your race has nothing to do with this.
SC: SHUT UP !!!!!!! YOUR ASSOCIATE ACCUSED ME OF BEING ON WIC
AND TAMPERING WITH FORMULA. I WILL FILE A CIVIL ACTION AGAINST YOU THREE BECAUSE UNDER GEORGIA LAW YOU GAVE TO GIVE ME A REFUND.
(Okay we are in NJ the formula was bought in DE, and the formula company is from NY, where does she Georgia?)
M: Ma'am you need to calm down.
SC: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, TWO OF US ARE TALKING ONE OF US NEEDS TO SHUT THE H-LL UP, YOU F-CKING K-KE.
m: ma'am leave I can't have you using abusive ans profane language on our emplioyees.
SC: F-ck You you all is unedudcated that is why you work here.
(Oh, and BTW the kid <an infant>was in the car ALONE while she went on this tirade)

Bike=Harley-Davidson

A guy comes into the store irate, he demand to see the manager.
g=Guy
m=manager( the same one as before, BTW)
G: Your Employee told me I can't park at the bike rack, (for bicycles).
M: Sir that's an illegal spot for motor vehicles.
G: But it's not a motor vehicle it's a bike.<points to Harley> I am gouing in for two items. i spend thousands of dollars here every week.
M: Regardless sir that spot is illegal for motor vehicles.
G: It's not a motor vehicle it's a bike.
M: Sir this is only for bicycles.
G: I ain't shoppin' here no more.
M: Well, that's your right.
<Guy revs off>

[Quicksilver]

Good lord, MY head is killing me now. You poor fellow..........

[Talonetc]

From the Harley Davidson website:
Harley Davidson MOTORcycles.

[AnaKhouri]

I love it when people say, "I'm going to >other store<" and I reply, "Well, that's your choice." They always look shocked when I won't grovel to keep their business. God gave us all free will, you can shop wherever you want. Wherever they let you park your motorcycle at the bike rack.

[MrSunshineState]

I hated it when I was at the theatre and people would play the race card on me. Being a very white and Irish makes me an easy target for the race card. That is why I love call centers, nobody can see my race.

[Sharsarannon]

"You all is uneducated!"

Why yes ma'am, yes I are.

[Zell]

No, I work here cause I'm only 17 and have nothing better to do

[MrSunshineState]

"You all is uneducated!"

Why yes ma'am, yes I are.

From Jay Leno's Headlines a couple weeks pack:

Newspaper Headline:


"Why Have Do We Public Schools?"

[powerboy]

Story 1: You are calling us uneducated? When you are the one that leaves a child in a vehicle, alone

Story 2: You do realize that on "Planet Suck", that there are no Motor cycles, but there are bicycles. Also, the official language is "RUDE" and it is universal.

[Shengirl]

Wow, what a racist bitch that first lady was. It almost sounds like a case of guilty conscience. I mean, she knows the WIC rules so well, and she doesn't have a receipt for the item, and she conjured the idea of you accusing her of being on WIC...

[BookstoreEscapee]

SC: F-ck You you all is unedudcated

Said the obvious Ivy-league English major...

I'd have called the cops on her for leaving the baby alone in the car.

And did Harley-guy not hear the MOTOR in his Bike as he drove off?

[Andara Bledin]

Uneducated, huh?

You're not the ones who bought (I'm guessing stole, after that tirade) the wrong formula.

^-.-^

[Becks]

Why didn't she just sell the formula to her nearest drug dealer, so (s)he can add it to other things?

[Aldous]

Yes that first woman had a great idea, to play the race card, and than insult someone else's race. Perfect plan maestro, but I don't think you thought it all the way through. I think we need a television show (Since no one listens to anything but the tube) that's basically Sesame Street for adults. With "No means No, and no matter how much you bitch and complain it will still mean no." and "Proper Grammar Usage"

[allniter]

SC: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, TWO OF US ARE TALKING ONE OF US NEEDS TO SHUT THE H-LL UP, YOU F-CKING K-KE.

Phht, what else can you expect from a person too f*cking dumb to realize that it's not ok to use race as a giant shield against for everything they might disagree with.

SC: " You just won't give me a refund cause I'm black, isn't it? "
Me: " Did you just call me cracker?? "

Put them on the defensive.

Cunt don't understand.