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Posted before the hack, reposted as best as I remember.
This was at around 1pm, when after a hard morning's retail therapy, I decided to go and have some lunch at a Wetherspoons nearby. First thing I did was go to the loo. There, was a woman with her Staff on a chain, standing by the mirror. I just went to the loo, did what I came to do and emerged from the cubicle.
As I washing my hands, this barman came in and told the woman to leave, on the basis that this being a food place and therefore she couldn't bring a dog in. She replied, "Well I'm not leaving him outside to be stolen am I?" The barman persisted, eventually the woman snapped, "Well, you just lost my custom, I'm going somewhere else."
She then doubled my shock factor by bellowing at her son who'd she taken into the ladies to get out, cuz they were going. When said son emerged, he was at least 12 years old.
This was at around 1pm, when after a hard morning's retail therapy, I decided to go and have some lunch at a Wetherspoons nearby. First thing I did was go to the loo. There, was a woman with her Staff on a chain, standing by the mirror. I just went to the loo, did what I came to do and emerged from the cubicle.
As I washing my hands, this barman came in and told the woman to leave, on the basis that this being a food place and therefore she couldn't bring a dog in. She replied, "Well I'm not leaving him outside to be stolen am I?" The barman persisted, eventually the woman snapped, "Well, you just lost my custom, I'm going somewhere else."
She then doubled my shock factor by bellowing at her son who'd she taken into the ladies to get out, cuz they were going. When said son emerged, he was at least 12 years old.
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