A little bit of pride there...(Dirty)
A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, whatís that long thing on the elephant?"
"Thatís the elephantís trunk, dear," she replies.
"No, Mom. Down underneath."
His mother blushes and says, "Oh, thatís nothing."
The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question.
"Thatís the elephantís trunk, son."
"Dad, I know what an elephantís trunk is. The thing down there."
The father says, "Oh, thatís the elephantís penis."
"Dad," the son asks, "how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"
The man takes a deep breath and explains, "Son, Iíve spoiled that woman."