Numbers is hard.

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: The TV is on again.
Me: OK, go to channel three for me.
Customer: Tree? What?
Me: THREE.
Customer: I don’t know what that is.
Me: You don’t know what the number three is?
Customer: (sigh) I know what a TREE is.
Me: No, three.
Customer: T-R-E-E?
Me: T-H-R-E-E.
Customer: Three?
Me: Yes.
Customer: Three what?

And around we go!

[Jaden]

Maybe it's somethign you wear every day that brings out the stupid in everyone? I'l never understand where you get all the crazies from, PJ

[Tito]

Phone Jockey, how do you maintain your sanity? All the stupid people of the world must have your direct work line, or something.

[XCashier]

Quoth Phone Jockey

Customer: The TV is on again.
Me: OK, go to channel three for me.
Customer: Tree? What?
Me: THREE.
Customer: I don’t know what that is.
Me: You don’t know what the number three is?
Customer: (sigh) I know what a TREE is.

Yeah, it's a lifeform significantly more intelligent than this customer is!

They are getting more idiotic every day. I fear for the future of the human species.

[chantal]

Ah, Phone Jockey, what would I do without you? Your stories are always good for a giggle.

[toolbert]

I'm kinda interested in that channel tree...is it like...all bark all the time? if so that'd be sweet!

[ShockQueen]

I had no idea they cloned those freak magnets so widely! And here I thought our place was the only one that got all those who so badly needed to be cleaned out of the gene pool. Your stories sound like those I hear every day!

[Brighid45]

Ye gods, PJ. I don't know how you keep your sanity with these gene pool rejects, other than to tell us about them.

[karma_gypsy]

Boy he sounds like a real winner . . . don't you ever just get tired of arguing with people and just say, "yes, channel tree, turn you tv to channel tree . . ." and see what they say?

[bars.of.a.rhyme]

Quoth Jaden

Maybe it's somethign you wear every day that brings out the stupid in everyone? I'l never understand where you get all the crazies from, PJ

Oh God!

IT'S OUR NAMETAGS!

That's the only logical explanation.