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I know you have twenty Wiis!
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Old 12-24-2007, 06:53 AM
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Ok, this one happened to my roomate who works at the big yellow tag store. As you know, it's the holiday rush and everyone needs their Wiis. Day in and day out the 'Do you have any Wiis' 'When will you get them' drives the clerks bonkers. Until one day....

RG: Roomate Guy
MD: Manager on Duty
SC: The lady who knows too much!

SC walks up to Roomie.

SC: Do you have any Wiis in stock?
RG: I'm sorry ma'am we're sold out at this time.
SC: Well, what about the warehouse?
RG: ... I'm pretty sure they don't have any either.
*SC presses him to contact the warehouse; so he rolls his eyes and calls them*
RG: Hey, you're going to be angry at me, but do you guys have any Wiis down there? No? Thanks. (To SC) We don't have any Wiis in stock.
SC: I know you have 20 Wiis in the warehous! I have a contact, they told me.
RG: ...
SC: I know you have 20 Wiis in stock!
RG: I don't know who your 'contact' is, but they were wrong.
*It goes on in this vein for a while; I know you have 20 Wiis, you're just trying to horde them for employees, etc etc.*

SC: I want to speak with your manager! (classic)
RG: *prompts MD to come over*
MD: What can I do for you?
SC: He said you're out of Wiis. I know you have 20 Wiis in stock at the warehouse!
MD: *Blinks at the lady, exchanges a look with RG, walks over to the intercomm*
MD: Attention shoppers, there is a customer wearing (describes SC's apparel), at the (section of the store); who has 20 Wiis in her car. Thank you.

RG:
SC: ..Wuh, why did you say that! I don't-
MD: I know you have 20 Wiis in your car.

Bit by bit a crowd of shoppers forms into a mini mob around the SC and stalks her to her car.
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Old 12-24-2007, 08:29 AM
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I hope nothing too terribly bad happened to her because of what MD said, but damn that was SWEET!
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Old 12-24-2007, 09:07 AM
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MD: Attention shoppers, there is a customer wearing (describes SC's apparel), at the (section of the store); who has 20 Wiis in her car. Thank you.

RG:
SC: ..Wuh, why did you say that! I don't-
MD: I know you have 20 Wiis in your car.
rockin!
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Old 12-24-2007, 11:11 AM
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Wish I had seen that!

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Old 12-24-2007, 11:33 AM
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Your roomie's manager is full of win! Sometimes you can't get a moron to realize they're wrong until you apply the correct answer firmly with a sledgehammer.
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Old 12-24-2007, 11:44 AM
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Maybe a psychic told her that the store had 20 Wiis.
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:12 PM
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MD: Attention shoppers, there is a customer wearing (describes SC's apparel), at the (section of the store); who has 20 Wiis in her car. Thank you.

RG:
SC: ..Wuh, why did you say that! I don't-
MD: I know you have 20 Wiis in your car.
NICE!!! Your manager rocks!!!
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:58 PM
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I nominate this for legendary status.

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Old 12-24-2007, 02:20 PM
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Your roomie's manager is full of win! Sometimes you can't get a moron to realize they're wrong until you apply the correct answer firmly with a sledgehammer.
The sledgehammer, Clu-by-four, or Club-of-Wisdom is called a LART. Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool. The manager totally LART'ed that customer.....
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Old 12-24-2007, 02:49 PM
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MD: *Blinks at the lady, exchanges a look with RG, walks over to the intercom*
MD: Attention shoppers, there is a customer wearing (describes SC's apparel), at the (section of the store); who has 20 Wiis in her car. Thank you.

RG:
SC: ..Wuh, why did you say that! I don't-
MD: I know you have 20 Wiis in your car.

Bit by bit a crowd of shoppers forms into a mini mob around the SC and stalks her to her car.
Best. Comeuppance. EVER!

Thanks for sharing that awesome and inspiring story! You just made my Christmas!
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