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Rant at the busiest time of year SCs
Attention all NBA SC fans, I know the NBA season does not start for a while but I am dreading it because of you people during the season making me renew my lost faith in humanity.
For those who park in VIP:
First, just because you are parking in VIP does not mean you are better than me, it means you just wasted an extra $30 just to park in a lot that's close to the building. Don't complain about how you deserve special privelages because I'm not going to give you any. I do not care how 'important' you are, you're just a normal everyday person and you're making yourself look bad. If you forget your pass at home, you forgot it at home. End of story. I won't buy it and if you say that we let you in before, oh well because I'm not budging.
To those who park in Suites:
Quit trying to claim that you have the owner's car, we know what he drives, where he parks and everything. If you pull that stunt I will just tell you to turn around and don't bother whining. Learn to get to game early, if you purposely came late and think you're going to get a spot, THINK AGAIN!!! If the lot is closed, it is closed. We won't let you in, and that is that.
To those with passes of any kind:
LEARN TO READ YOU IDIOTS!!!!
Read the pass, and the sign in front of you. The pass you have right in your hand, the sign is visible even in the Michigan winters we have, so don't play dumb with me, you knew it but you still thought you could get in, nice try buddy.
To those who are stuck in parking lot traffic:
There is nothing I can do to make traffic move, I do not have telekiness to move all the cars into their rightful place. Some paitence would be appreciated because yelling at me isn't going to make traffic move, sit back and listen to the radio or talk to your friends, gf/bf, or wife/husband. The time goes faster that way.
To the women who attend these games: The way you dress just makes me wonder if you have any self respect at all. Wearing skirts that are too short will make me think that you just give everything easily. I can give you a bunch of tips on how to look stunning without looking like Paris Hilton. She is in no way attractive and neither are you if you wear clothes like that. This is just to complain about the way you dress because I also notice prostitots looking like that.
To the guys: Cut it with the rich man act, especially in front of your gf or wife. They will think of you as a fool.
Finally, here's to my employer and coworkers: Coworkers, please try and cut out the businessman aura. The only reason you put that on is so you can look good in front of the customers, and this arena is too stuck up anyway. Employer; RELAX. Do not freak out. That is all.
I had to get it out before the season starts, these people are idiots. I get at least one or two SCs a basketball game.
For those who park in VIP:
First, just because you are parking in VIP does not mean you are better than me, it means you just wasted an extra $30 just to park in a lot that's close to the building. Don't complain about how you deserve special privelages because I'm not going to give you any. I do not care how 'important' you are, you're just a normal everyday person and you're making yourself look bad. If you forget your pass at home, you forgot it at home. End of story. I won't buy it and if you say that we let you in before, oh well because I'm not budging.
To those who park in Suites:
Quit trying to claim that you have the owner's car, we know what he drives, where he parks and everything. If you pull that stunt I will just tell you to turn around and don't bother whining. Learn to get to game early, if you purposely came late and think you're going to get a spot, THINK AGAIN!!! If the lot is closed, it is closed. We won't let you in, and that is that.
To those with passes of any kind:
LEARN TO READ YOU IDIOTS!!!!
Read the pass, and the sign in front of you. The pass you have right in your hand, the sign is visible even in the Michigan winters we have, so don't play dumb with me, you knew it but you still thought you could get in, nice try buddy.To those who are stuck in parking lot traffic:
There is nothing I can do to make traffic move, I do not have telekiness to move all the cars into their rightful place. Some paitence would be appreciated because yelling at me isn't going to make traffic move, sit back and listen to the radio or talk to your friends, gf/bf, or wife/husband. The time goes faster that way.
To the women who attend these games: The way you dress just makes me wonder if you have any self respect at all. Wearing skirts that are too short will make me think that you just give everything easily. I can give you a bunch of tips on how to look stunning without looking like Paris Hilton. She is in no way attractive and neither are you if you wear clothes like that. This is just to complain about the way you dress because I also notice prostitots looking like that.
To the guys: Cut it with the rich man act, especially in front of your gf or wife. They will think of you as a fool.
Finally, here's to my employer and coworkers: Coworkers, please try and cut out the businessman aura. The only reason you put that on is so you can look good in front of the customers, and this arena is too stuck up anyway. Employer; RELAX. Do not freak out. That is all.
I had to get it out before the season starts, these people are idiots. I get at least one or two SCs a basketball game.
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