6+3+1= trouble

Demonpriest · #1 02-10-2008, 08:06 AM

For many years I worked at a childrens/family portrait studio(it rymes with ears). This one day just takes the cake.

Two women arrive a few minutes before their appointment and tell the front person that they are waiting for a few more to show up, that in of itself isn't that strange, but I digress. A few moments later another woman shows up with two kids as well, at this point I notice that she seems a little lost and I ask if I can help. She ask if there was an appointment for "Smith". I say yes, and then I notice that the other two women are also with "Smith". The two afore mentioned seem to know each other, however the third is unknown to either of them.

After it seems that everyone is there, we try to get started(try being the key word). All of the kids are most likely under 4 years old, maybe one of them is six. Fortunatly I wasn't the one photographing them, I would have lost my mind with this group.

After about 10 minutes a guy comes in with pants down to his knees, and goes into the room, that is when the fun starts. The first two women don't really bother with saying hi, however the kids do, by saying DADDY!!! and I do mean all 6 kids. That is when the last woman started swinging at him, she just found out that she isn't the only one. just let it be said that security was called and people were arrested by the wonerful Goodletsville, TN Police Dept.

SportinGoods · #2 02-10-2008, 09:08 AM

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Quoth Demonpriest

After about 10 minutes a guy comes in with pants down to his knees, and goes into the room, that is when the fun starts. The first two women don't really bother with saying hi, however the kids do, by saying DADDY!!! and I do mean all 6 kids. That is when the last woman started swinging at him, she just found out that she isn't the only one. just let it be said that security was called and people were arrested by the wonerful Goodletsville, TN Police Dept.

Why on earth would the guy "let the cat out of the bag" in that way? Oh honey were going to get our pictures taken, by the way I have two other babie's mommies.

Jerry springer-tastic.

Demonpriest · #3 02-10-2008, 09:27 AM

he wanted a pic of all of his kids, sometimes people breeding permit should be revoked.

Imogene · #4 02-10-2008, 10:06 AM

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Quoth Demonpriest

with pants down to his knees

Um...? If I saw a guy walk into a kid's waiting area with his pants around his knees, I'd have the cops on the phone immediately.

ThePhoneGoddess · #5 02-10-2008, 12:13 PM

I'm thinking he meant pants down in the gangsta-wannabee-showing-tighty-whities way, not in the 'showing off his equipment' way.

crazylegs · #6 02-10-2008, 01:33 PM

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Quoth Demonpriest

with pants down to his knees,

Note to self, remember Anglo-American dictionary whilst reading boards...

DGoddessChardonnay · #7 02-10-2008, 01:44 PM

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Quoth SportinGoods

Why on earth would the guy "let the cat out of the bag" in that way? Oh honey were going to get our pictures taken, by the way I have two other babie's mommies.

Jerry springer-tastic.

Actually, they need to first make their debut on Maury for the paternity testing, then they can "graduate" to Jerry.

Either way, it's a skewed way to look at family relations. I suspect those children will need years of therapy.