I'm sorry... WHAT?
This story is both a few days old and not one that happened to me.
I came back from my break the other day, to SM and FES S talking. SM looks at me, and says, "Hey, Juwl, wouldn't you love to go out tonight and get your head cut the same way mine is? I'm trying to get everyone to."
*blink, blink* "Uh, that would be not only highly unlikely, it would actually require you to start paying me some serious amounts of money. Now, while I've thought of doing the bald thing, it's really just so I'd have an excuse to wear brightly colored wiggery."
SM: "Yeah, cause S just got a customer complaint."
S: "Have you seen me be rude to anyone today?"
"Not to my knowledge, but I can only pay attention to so many things before my mind starts going, 'Shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutup!'..."
SM: "The best part was when the lady complained that 'the tall girl in the blue shirt tried to help me but had no authority to do anything, so I tried the short girl, only to get cussed at'."
*blink, blink, blink* It should be noted, this was the first real day of our new store dress code. We were all in black Polos at the register. I was in dress code, there was absolutely no way I had blue on.
"SM, if you ever bothered to actually, you know, TALK with me, as opposed to AT me, you'd realize I hate conformity. I'm not changing my hairstyle to yours."
"I call murder on that!"