Where do you think you're at?

[Jadedcarguy]

IPF's WTF thread reminded me of this "woman" who graced me with her presence a couple of weeks back.

BAD SWEARS

Me:

HB: HoeBag

CW: CoWorker


Me: Can I help you?

HB: Yes I need wiper blades for my 2006 Honda Accord.

Me: I think you want the building next door. They're Honda. We're Chevrolet.

HB: This isn't Honda?

Me: No ma'am.

HB: HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? FUCK YOU! <leaves>

CW: <said to the slammed door>Oh, I don't know bitch. Maybe the BIG FUCKING SIGN OUT FRONT?

Then we laughed a lot.

Seriously, WTF?

[blas]

Well obviously you guys switched the signs, ON PURPOSE, just to confuse customers, dontcha know!

[KMCA]

Sad how people get mad at others for their own mistakes.

[marasbaras]

See, this is why I don't work retail, because I would've said ... BEFORE SHE GOT OUT ...

Me: How the fuck were you supposed to know? Because the BIG FUCKING CHEVY SIGN that we have, you stupid bitch. So, go next door where they have the BIG FUCKING HONDA sign and get your parts.

Oh, that would feel so good. I don't even have to be there to know how good that would feel.

[cj1991]

To quote some of my crappy customers (regarding her being in the wrong building):

Are you sure?
Can you check anyway?
When did you stop selling that? I know I've bought it from you before.
Well, I know my friend bought that from you - she told me!

Gotta love it....

[d962831]

Sad how people get mad at others for their own mistakes.

very sad. Some people just never want to take responsiblity for their own mistakes, and then all the credit for someone elses success

[Becks]

Next time just say that you're getting into the April Fool's Day spirit a bit early.