Bath is a town in England where there is the only geothermal spring in the country. The Romans built a bath and temple around it, thinking it coming from the gods and naming it Aquae Sulis. They’ve done it all up and now the actual baths is a museum.
And yes, they still get SC’s here. I saw two interesting specimens, one potentially meaning well and another simply irritating.
1: You get those little phone things to go around, where the information signs give you a number, you punch it into the machine and hold it to your ear, and a pre-recorded voice gives you some nifty intel or carries on some plot they have going for kids here.
At the end of the tour, near the gift shop, there are signs everywhere directing you to put the phones in the wall of pouches. If you don’t, and you go up the stairs to the shop, a very loud alarm will go off from both the phone and the things you find on shop exits.
I saw at least seven people do this in the time it took to go round the rather pathetic and over-priced gift shop. I’m sure I saw one who thought they were complimentary gifts, and didn’t want to let it go. Um, hello? Outside the museum there ain’t much use to them, and they’re rather babyish anyway…
2: Past the gift shop, there’s a door to the Pump Room, the posh café to end all posh cafés. Seriously, they have a string quartet providing entertainment, tablecloths, myriad cutlery, napkins, everything. If your kid misbehaves here you will get chuched out. But the main attraction here is the Spring Water Fountain, attended by a man in a nice 16th Century uniform, which comes with the job. You see this fountain earlier, it looks lovely and so does the water bubbling from it. You pay 50p and you get a glass of it to try.
Er…only then do you realise something. The water’s crystal clear, and indeed it is pure and has avoided all the Roman lead pipes (the reason the baths are unusable), but many people fail to realise this is straight from the spring. It tastes funky, it certainly smells funky, and it’s warm.
Well I wouldn’t be surprised if so many people yell at them for this. I saw loads who looked like they wanted to, but it seems part of this job description is how to deal with those who declare, loudly, that it tastes like piss. He does it marvellously, but it must be hard when people are yelling for their money back and upturning the glasses on the polished wood floor.
And yes, they still get SC’s here. I saw two interesting specimens, one potentially meaning well and another simply irritating.
1: You get those little phone things to go around, where the information signs give you a number, you punch it into the machine and hold it to your ear, and a pre-recorded voice gives you some nifty intel or carries on some plot they have going for kids here.
At the end of the tour, near the gift shop, there are signs everywhere directing you to put the phones in the wall of pouches. If you don’t, and you go up the stairs to the shop, a very loud alarm will go off from both the phone and the things you find on shop exits.
I saw at least seven people do this in the time it took to go round the rather pathetic and over-priced gift shop. I’m sure I saw one who thought they were complimentary gifts, and didn’t want to let it go. Um, hello? Outside the museum there ain’t much use to them, and they’re rather babyish anyway…
2: Past the gift shop, there’s a door to the Pump Room, the posh café to end all posh cafés. Seriously, they have a string quartet providing entertainment, tablecloths, myriad cutlery, napkins, everything. If your kid misbehaves here you will get chuched out. But the main attraction here is the Spring Water Fountain, attended by a man in a nice 16th Century uniform, which comes with the job. You see this fountain earlier, it looks lovely and so does the water bubbling from it. You pay 50p and you get a glass of it to try.
Er…only then do you realise something. The water’s crystal clear, and indeed it is pure and has avoided all the Roman lead pipes (the reason the baths are unusable), but many people fail to realise this is straight from the spring. It tastes funky, it certainly smells funky, and it’s warm.
Well I wouldn’t be surprised if so many people yell at them for this. I saw loads who looked like they wanted to, but it seems part of this job description is how to deal with those who declare, loudly, that it tastes like piss. He does it marvellously, but it must be hard when people are yelling for their money back and upturning the glasses on the polished wood floor.
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