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What kind of pig s**** on our building? (gross)
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Old 03-17-2008, 07:13 PM
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Yeah, that's right. Somebody pinched a loaf onto the side of our building. Guess who got to clean up said loaf, which I found had splattered onto the building at approximately butt height, and then dropped to the sidewalk leaving a nice trail as it went down?

Not all the pigs sleep in barns around here.
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Old 03-17-2008, 08:31 PM
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Who.... wha..... why?

Why, why would you even think about doing that.

Please tell me you had appropriate PPE?
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:38 PM
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Oh yeah, I had the rubber gloves and everything.

They suggested I take a rag and a mop and bucket out there; I used a mop instead so I wouldn't have to touch it with my hands.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:49 PM
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Oh yeah, I had the rubber gloves and everything.
Apron, face mask/shield, disposable body suit, you had all that?
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:22 PM
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Apron, face mask/shield, disposable body suit, you had all that?
Oh no, we don't get that. Nobody does, not even the cleaning guys. For my store PPE is pretty much rubber gloves.

The next thing somebody will say is I should've refused to do it. The reality is you don't get that option in my job.
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Old 03-17-2008, 11:04 PM
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depending on how big it was rubber gloves could have been sufficient

needing more than rubber gloves at a normal retail store isn't a daily thing

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Old 03-17-2008, 11:21 PM
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Yeah, that's right. Somebody pinched a loaf onto the side of our building. Guess who got to clean up said loaf, which I found had splattered onto the building at approximately butt height, and then dropped to the sidewalk leaving a nice trail as it went down?

Not all the pigs sleep in barns around here.
Would a pressure washer at 20 paces have worked?
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Old 03-18-2008, 12:30 AM
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What I'm wondering is how could anyone have done that in public without being caught or seen...

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Old 03-18-2008, 12:41 AM
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We have a Hazmat team where I work. Want me to steal a moon suit for you?
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Old 03-18-2008, 12:59 AM
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We have a Hazmat team where I work. Want me to steal a moon suit for you?
I'm curious as to where exactly you work that you have a hazmat team...
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