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Old 04-19-2008, 06:59 PM
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These both happened today.

Funny Page Number One
Situation: A customer asked somebody at the service desk to page somebody to domestics; specifically the aisle with the bedsheets. Evidently the customer stressed that the person should be paged to that particular aisle.

What ended up being paged: "So-and-so, you're wanted in the bedsheets please, so-and-so, you're wanted in the bedsheets. Thank you."

Funny Page Part Deux
Situation: A cashier needed a price change on a can of mixed nuts.

What ended up being paged: "Mixed nuts dial blah blah blah please, mixed nuts dial blah blah blah. Thank you."

I seriously considered calling and telling the cashier "I'm several kinds of nuts."
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Old 04-20-2008, 04:31 PM
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Absolutely hilarious.

I wish I'd been there to hear them. *pouts*
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:55 AM
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I would've loved to hear those! Can I get a price check on Dee's Nuts?
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