but there are vampires in the office
A story in the call center that I work for and a true one is that a customer called in with phone issues and didn't want the phone but she couldn't take it back. When the rep asked her why she bought the phone, the customer answered that she was hypnotized into buying it. When asked why she didn't take it back she said she was afraid to go in because there were vampires in the office. One person suggested telling her to go in durring the day when they were sleeping.
I like to scare small childeren, it's fun and as long as you can out run the parents you can get away with it.