This happened a couple of days ago, but kept forgetting to post.
A woman and her daughter come up with some ice cream. The girl is youngest, like 13? Some other kids come in yelling about rockstar, and I point to them where it is. THe girl's response? Shaking her head and saying "Kids....".
I sorta looked at for a moment. "....Oh you have no idea...."
The woman and her daughter bought there ice cream, and the kid opened hers.
"Oh no!!!! This is BROKEN!!!" she starts to whimper as she looks at her ice cream that has a tiny crack in the chocolate covering.
Woman: Oh nos! My daughter has to eat a broken ice cream? This is so terrible!!! She going to disown me now!!"
They are both walking out now, with the girl eating her ice cream. "Yes. So bad. We should like, sue or something"