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06-28-2008, 08:02 PM
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Ew.
PC: Pervy Customer
Me: LAST DAY! W0007!
PC: So, what do I need to eat to get more protein?
Me: Well, for good quality protein, you need lean meats, or tofu- so tuna, eggs, chicken breast...
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?
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06-28-2008, 08:15 PM
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of the permanent sort.
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Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?
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Too bad you didn't have a dead fish handy.  What a dingleberry.
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06-28-2008, 08:15 PM
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This is the moment where I wish CS spray was legal to carry...
Negative conditioning would work wonders! 
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06-28-2008, 08:17 PM
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Insert clever title here
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Quote:
Quoth GingerBiscuit
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?
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 "Gee. What gave you that idea?" 
What a sleaze. He knew he was about one millimeter away from getting decked, and tried to play innocent. I bet you're glad it's your last day, and hope your next job is better!
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Too bad you didn't have a dead fish handy.
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Yeah, you could've said, "I prefer salmon," and then,
Last edited by XCashier; 06-28-2008 at 08:21 PM.
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06-28-2008, 09:15 PM
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I just walked away. Let one of the boys serve him. I don't mind the occasional flickering or appreciative glance, but right out sleaze is just not fun.
Reminds me of the guy about two months ago who said 'Darlin'- you're arse is like- DAYUM. And yes, he pronounced it like that.
Well, thanks. Now I feel REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE about the fact I'm alone in this shop with you.
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Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.
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06-28-2008, 09:20 PM
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Haz Bad Attitude!
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He won't be catching any quality ladies talking like that.
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06-28-2008, 09:22 PM
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What makes you think he's after quality (other than he's talking to the ever lovely GingerBiscuit)?
With a demeanor like that he's probably gotten a few females under his belt (as it were) but nothing of any decency.
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06-28-2008, 09:30 PM
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Haz Bad Attitude!
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All I meant was he's simply some stupid tool out trying to "score" with chicks.
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06-28-2008, 09:35 PM
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"so...you're telling me you're real name is Hannibal Lector...?"
What a moron.
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06-28-2008, 10:53 PM
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GingerBiscuit, since it was your last day, couldn't you have given him a piece of your mind.
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