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    Dirty old woman

    You've heard of a dirty old man, well today I encountered his female counterpart. (well not really, it was just a brain burp)

    "Can I have a car wash with sperm? I mean foam! Foam! Oh I'm so embarrassed!"
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  • #2
    lol, i wonder what she was really thinking about..... then again, maybe not...

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    • #3
      Quoth Damien View Post
      I wonder what she was really thinking about..... then again, maybe not...
      Her evening plans?
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        See, this is why I never want to have the power to read peoples' minds.

        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          I am ROFLMAO
          If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
          --Woodrow Willson

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          • #6
            Have you seen the foam at the car wash?
            I can see that mistake happening . . .especially if their is a hot male in view . . .sorry in this case it would have to be a male. Lonely hot and bothered woman . . .I can totally see that slip up.

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            • #7
              Quoth Emrld View Post
              especially if their is a hot male in view
              So was she thinking about me or the store manager?

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              • #8
                Haha! What was her mind on? Seriously, lol.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Coconut View Post
                  Haha! What was her mind on? Seriously, lol.
                  Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                  Her evening plans?
                  I think Soulstealer has it right. She was thinking about the Hot'n'Sweaty.
                  ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                  And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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                  • #10
                    What kind of car washes has this lady been getting?!
                    It's like the people in Vegas who have sex in video-monitored elevators.. -MoxisPilot
                    The elevators are monitored?!!! OH CRAP!!! -Sheldonrs

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                    • #11
                      apparently she is hoping for Protein based

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