No, we won't tow your pizza!
In the middle of all the craziness that was saturday night I get a phonecall for the towing company we handle the business line for. Keep in mind there is a phone menu you go through that states the company name and prompts you to press 1 for towing service, 2 for the manager, etc.
Me; *company* towing, this is Dispatch
Me; hello?... *company* towing, this is Dispatch
Me; excuse me?
SC; ...is this uhhhh....pizza?
Me; no, sorry, we're a towing company, did you need your car towed?
and this was 15 minutes after finding out that my keeper had been assaulted, which made trying to figure out where he got the idea that we made pizza all the more brain-cramping.
"Ride the spiral to the end, it may just go where no one's been. Spiral out, keep going..." -Lateralus