No, we won't tow your pizza!

[dispatch]

In the middle of all the craziness that was saturday night I get a phonecall for the towing company we handle the business line for. Keep in mind there is a phone menu you go through that states the company name and prompts you to press 1 for towing service, 2 for the manager, etc.

Me; *company* towing, this is Dispatch
SC; uhhhhh.......ello?
Me; hello?... *company* towing, this is Dispatch
SC; .......pee.....sa?
Me; excuse me?
SC; ...is this uhhhh....pizza?
Me; no, sorry, we're a towing company, did you need your car towed?
SC; oh...no...thanks!

and this was 15 minutes after finding out that my keeper had been assaulted, which made trying to figure out where he got the idea that we made pizza all the more brain-cramping.

[JustADude]

Could be a prank.

The idiots I get at a pizza place have made me realize that, just because it's stupid, lame, and not even amusing to a drunk frat-boy doesn't mean that some brain-damaged contraceptive failure won't think it's funny.

[walking with scissors]

I've been reading the stories at this site for way too long. When I read the title of your post, I was sure you were going to say that you were delivering pizza, your car broke down, you called customer to tell them and they demanded that you deliver it to them via tow truck.