I don't care how cute your kids are...

[Princess J]

...you're not getting a discount!

So check this out, a guy walks into the hotel and asks for a room. I give him the price of the suite, all the room types we had left, and he asks if there are any discounts. I'm giving him a few dollars off, for it is quite late at night and he seems okay. He then pulls this gem. "I have a couple of cute kids, will that give me a discount?"

After he left to go get his stuff I confess I went into the backroom and had myself a bit of a giggle.

[Evil Queen]

I once had one guy try to give me his kid to pay for the cost of his room. I told him if I ever discovered he tried it again I'd call the Cops.

Seems someone else beat me to it though, because a few weeks later he was in the local paper in the police blotter.

[Princess J]

The karma police, perchance? They live inside of my head. Oh, wait, that's the dream police, sorry.

[ta2ooed1]

Please tell me he was joking! Said the right way it can be an ok one, i've had a couple of offers from time to time and it can be kinda cute.

[portia911]

you should have asked him if he was pimping them out

[retaildrone]

I once had one guy try to give me his kid to pay for the cost of his room.

I try to barter mine off quite often. No one will take her, though.

[Music Mo-Gal]

Yeah, whatever, buddy...SURE your kids are cute...to YOU! To the rest of us, they might be the ugliest kids on the planet!

[Titi]

I try to barter mine off quite often. No one will take her, though.

I've offered people money to take my son. Still no takers.

[Kiwi]

Yeah, whatever, buddy...SURE your kids are cute...to YOU! To the rest of us, they might be the ugliest kids on the planet!

hahaha so true
just like when a coworker shows you pictures of a child or grandchild and you have to be all.... awww cute

unless its my niece in which case SHE IS THE CUTESTS of them all!!!