Overshare! Possible NSFW

[Princess J]

A couple of minutes ago, the phone rings and I answer with the usual spiel, and get an overshare.

SC: Gross guy
Me: The one and only.

Me: "Thank you for calling Blah, this is Princess J"

GG: "I just jacked off in front of my mom."

Me: (have not changed tone, still as perky as before) "Thank you for sharing."

GG: (just moans)

Me: "You have a good night, sir." *click*

OK, seriously? Ew!

[Forensic Waitress]

That is just gross and is wrong on so may levels. I feel for you.

Here have some brain bleach

Hope it helps.

[Nile]

... I don't think "ew" quite covers this one.

[smileyeagle1021]

I have 2 questions... first how sick do you have to be to jack off in front of your mother (I may be a prude but I"ve gone to lengths to hide morning wood from her despite knowing it is pretty much a normal guy thing, so the idea of stripping down and )
second how sick do you have to be to call someone and tell them while you are apparently still doing it...
here, I'll pass the

[Princess J]

Thanks for the brain bleach, y'all. I really needed it! I sort of regret closing the conversation the way I did. If my brain hadn't been set on stun, I would have said something like, "I would tell you to have a good night, but it seems you already are." *click!* Of course I think of it after I hang up.

[Smart_Aussie12]

OK someone please pass me the brain bleach that's just gross!!!!

[tropicsgoddess]

Aaaagh!!! Gross!!

[MoxisPilot]

I have 2 questions... first how sick do you have to be to jack off in front of your mother (I may be a prude but I"ve gone to lengths to hide morning wood from her despite knowing it is pretty much a normal guy thing, so the idea of stripping down and )
second how sick do you have to be to call someone and tell them while you are apparently still doing it...
here, I'll pass the

I just had a horrible flashback to watching Porky's and Porky's II. THANKS.

[Cyphr]

that has to be a prank call... or his family has very weird relationship that should not be outside of adult videos...

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Ok, just where do you work that someone would think that calling you about wanking in front of their mother is the right thing to do.

And secondly...quit bogarting the bleach, I need some too

M

[Princess J]

I work at a hotel, no he was not calling from one of the rooms.

Here, we could all use some brain bleach. for everyone!

By the way, this finally tops Horny Couple. Sometime last year I got a call and all I heard was this couple getting it on. That would be a mild WTF, but they kept calling over and over that morning.

[Plaidman]

I had a guy shove his cellphone to show his girlfriend ...pleasuring him...

Then he went on to say he had more. Of her with other guys.

So I have no brain beach left. But ... um. Here's a mallet. Hit your head twice, and call me in the morning.

[Samaliel]

I'll go drown myself in my Safety Vat of Brainbleach, thinking of rainbows and unicorns, and hope the mental image and the urge to gouge my eyes out die before I do.

[rerant]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!


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Strangely enough this actually reminds me of one episode of The X Files. I don't remember the name of the episode but it was one where the writers got to just go nuts and it revolved around a murderous inbred family.

When I got my first obscene phone call I didn't handle it as well as you did. I freaked, slammed the phone down and just sat there like a zombie and refused to answer the phone for like half an hour after that.

[zzapp the witch]

You're thinking of the Peacock Family.

And I don't think the real issue here is whether or not the OP was grossed out, or even if all of us were grossed out. No. The REAL question here is whether or not the MOM was grossed out.

Don't think about that too long, there's not enough brain bleach to go around.

(Wish they had a mischeivous smiley!)