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  • shy patron

    It's not really sucky, but this woman calls, ask for a book, and I tell her it's not at our library but it's at other branches.

    patron=sc
    me=

    me:which library is near you and I can tell you if they have it (this keeps me from giving a list of 10 libraries, which leads to either the patron not paying attention or patron asking if "so and so" library has it, when I didn't list them)
    patron: ok, how about a library in the SW side of town?
    me: ok, the Blue branch and the Red branch.
    patron: I don't know where they are.
    me: Blue branch is off the beltway and x street. the Red branch is by the Wood mall.
    patron: ok, how about close to downtown?
    me: sorry, no branches near downtown.
    patron: how about north?
    (note: I live in one of the largest cities in the US. There are branches that are 70 miles from each other. So she really wants to travel, I guess)
    Me: there's the Green branch, off of 43rd
    patron: ok, can you see if my book came in? I'm embarrassed to say it. It's Why Men like Witches, except it's with a "b" instead of a "w".
    Me: (I explain how she can check her account online to see when books are ready for her to pick up, then Ok, you are no. 4 out of 7 holds.
    patron: so that means?
    Me: that you are the fourth person in line waiting for the book.
    patron: oh, ok, thank you.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Either she wants to learn how to be a bitch to get men, or she got dumped for a bitch.

    Take your pick.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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    3rd shift needs love, too
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    • #3
      Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
      Either she wants to learn how to be a bitch to get men, or she got dumped for a bitch.

      Take your pick.
      Or the girl she was dumped for is perfectly nice but the woman considers her a bitch for 'stealing' her man.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        Quoth depechemodefan View Post
        It's Why Men like Witches, except it's with a "b" instead of a "w".

        So THATS why he proposed to me....

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