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  • #1

    What's wrong with the forklift?

    Monday afternoon, my boss plugged the (electric) forklift into its charger, and plugged the charger into the wall.

    Wednesday morning he went in, unplugged everything, hopped on the forklift and it failed to move.

    Took him 10 minutes to figure out that the battery was flat because, while he'd plugged the charger in, he hadn't turned it on.
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    We could use a point and laugh smiley, because I'd use it for this thread.
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    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
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      Quoth Becks View Post
      We could use a point and laugh smiley, because I'd use it for this thread.
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        E_Q, that's a good one.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          No underscore.

          I use both mysmilies.com and mysmiley.net for them.
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            Quoth Evil Queen View Post
            mysmiley.net
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            • #7
              I admit to having done this with my camera & a mobile phone, but - a forklift? Seriously?
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