Wherein Irv's brain breaks 5 minutes into his shift

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Just got down to the floor from punching in yesterday when I got flagged down for help by this local MENSA member:

Customer: Where are the swimsuits?
Me: Mens or womens?
Customer: What's the difference? I wanna swimsuit!
Me:

Guess that's what I get for asking.

[Becks]

Holy biscuit.

[crazylegs]

Me: Mens or womens?
Customer: What's the difference? I wanna swimsuit!

With stupidity like this I no longer worry about what state the world is in, the stupid will kill us all long before the planet is uninhabitable...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

He was male.

Perhaps he's related to the big, muscle-y guy who the apparel people say wears bras under his shirts...nah, I best not go there.

[CaroPhoenix]

Wait a minute ... big muscle-y guys wear bras under their clothing?

I .. er .. . I think my brain broke.

[Anriana]

I usually wear boys' trunks and women's tops, but I'm not sure why a male wouldn't care.

[Evil Queen]

Thank you Irv. Your mental pictures have given me goosebumps.

[SG15Z]

Dear lord. My mind! Thanks Irv! I finally get over the whole girly man asking me if I wanted to get a sex change event (never before have I used so much brain bleach), and you go and ruin it. Now I have to bleach my brain all over again!

[edible_hat]

I prefer to wear men's trunks and go topless.

[Evil Queen]

I prefer to wear men's trunks and go topless.

I can do one better; I prefer going nude.

[Broomjockey]

I can do one better; I prefer going nude.

*reading along...reading...reads this: brain full stop* *ponders visual*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I can do one better; I prefer going nude.

Dare I say it? Dare I? Dare I?

I dare!

[crazylegs]

I can do one better; I prefer going nude.

I can say nothing that hasn't already been said (but I'll echo it! )