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Old 10-10-2008, 10:06 PM
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This one lady one day asks me "are you gonna be doing this" (as in, am I going to be checking her out).

No, I'm just standing here in work uniform at a register with a light on and I just grabbed a bunch of random groceries and set them on my belt so that I could admire them all day. I don't work here, sorry.

She wasn't like the first customer at a newly opened register or anything either. I dunno.

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Old 10-11-2008, 04:59 PM
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Maybe she was hoping that Brad Pitt was going to check her out. Some fantasy are so life-like.

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Old 10-11-2008, 05:54 PM
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Pierce Brosnan....as James Bond *swoon*
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