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    The greatest "do you work here" variation I've seen ever?

    This one lady one day asks me "are you gonna be doing this" (as in, am I going to be checking her out).

    No, I'm just standing here in work uniform at a register with a light on and I just grabbed a bunch of random groceries and set them on my belt so that I could admire them all day. I don't work here, sorry.

    She wasn't like the first customer at a newly opened register or anything either. I dunno.
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    Maybe she was hoping that Brad Pitt was going to check her out. Some fantasy are so life-like.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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      George Cloony.
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        Pierce Brosnan....as James Bond *swoon*
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