I HATE HATE HATE HATE it when people come in (or call), ask if we have rooms, and when we are booked I tell them but they rarely if ever believe me.
I am just screwing with ya! I just don't like your ugly face!
And, like tonight, if I tell someone the hotel is booked up solid they say, "But the parking lot looks empty."
Okay, numbnuts, we have a huge meeting facility. Come here during the day & you need to pray for a space at times.
I literally have to tell people that I am here to sell rooms, so why would I lie if it meant money? Then they still eye me like I am shafting them!
duh urg
I am just screwing with ya! I just don't like your ugly face!
And, like tonight, if I tell someone the hotel is booked up solid they say, "But the parking lot looks empty."
Okay, numbnuts, we have a huge meeting facility. Come here during the day & you need to pray for a space at times.
I literally have to tell people that I am here to sell rooms, so why would I lie if it meant money? Then they still eye me like I am shafting them!
duh urg
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