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The mall does NOT sell horses
So today this guy came in and we had this conversation:
Customer: You have bicycle in store?
Me: No.
C: Why not? Tell me now. I demand answer.
Me: I don't know. Seriously. I don't!
C: Why not?
Me: I don't know!
C: 1970, you have bicycles. 1980, bicycles. Now, no bicycles.
Me: ...
C: You sell horses?
Me: No.
C: Why not?
Me: ...
C: The store go bad since 1970. I come all the time in 1970. You work at store in 1970?
Me: No. (Note: I am 21.)
C: You not work here long then?
Me: No.
C: You sure no bicycles? No horses?
Me: Yes.
C: Okay, bye. *walks off*
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Then ten minutes later, literally the next customer:
Customer: I need to return this.
Me: Do you have a receipt?
C: No. How long is the warranty?
Me, to co-worker: How long is the warranty on a hydraulic jack?
Co-worker: one year
C: I've had it for a year and a half
Me: Did you buy an extended warranty?
C: No.
Co-worker: Let me call management and see if your purchase is still in the system. *talks to manager on phone*
C: This store is horrible! I am not coming back! I can't believe this is only supposed to last a year! I paid a lot of money for it!
Co-worker: *hangs up phone* Sorry, but we can't take it back.
C: WELL YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!! *slams jack on counter and stomps out the door*
So the jack was greasy, dripping grease all over the counter, and we were both staring at it, until we decided to bag it up and leave it outside by the tractors in case he came back, because sometimes they do.
And all that in first half hour of work!
Customer: You have bicycle in store?
Me: No.
C: Why not? Tell me now. I demand answer.
Me: I don't know. Seriously. I don't!
C: Why not?
Me: I don't know!
C: 1970, you have bicycles. 1980, bicycles. Now, no bicycles.
Me: ...
C: You sell horses?
Me: No.
C: Why not?
Me: ...
C: The store go bad since 1970. I come all the time in 1970. You work at store in 1970?
Me: No. (Note: I am 21.)
C: You not work here long then?
Me: No.
C: You sure no bicycles? No horses?
Me: Yes.
C: Okay, bye. *walks off*
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Then ten minutes later, literally the next customer:
Customer: I need to return this.
Me: Do you have a receipt?
C: No. How long is the warranty?
Me, to co-worker: How long is the warranty on a hydraulic jack?
Co-worker: one year
C: I've had it for a year and a half
Me: Did you buy an extended warranty?
C: No.
Co-worker: Let me call management and see if your purchase is still in the system. *talks to manager on phone*
C: This store is horrible! I am not coming back! I can't believe this is only supposed to last a year! I paid a lot of money for it!
Co-worker: *hangs up phone* Sorry, but we can't take it back.
C: WELL YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!! *slams jack on counter and stomps out the door*
So the jack was greasy, dripping grease all over the counter, and we were both staring at it, until we decided to bag it up and leave it outside by the tractors in case he came back, because sometimes they do.
And all that in first half hour of work!
Sounds like that guy wasn't playing with a full deck... lol. Man, I LOVE customers like those... thier idiocy makes my day.
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