I'm Racist

[Bagboy]

So, apparently I'm racist because I don't like Oregon. I was talking with one of my coworkers who is from Oregon. He doesn't like Oregon either, and apparently there was a woman who was from Oregon with her little hell spawns that parked over by the cart corral and passed by us. she said something along the lines of this:

OL-Oregon Lady
M-duh
C-Coworker

OL: I'm going to report you to the manager
M- may i ask why?
OL- You're being racist.
M-How?
OL- You don't like Oregon. How can you be so arrogant? Just because we're from a different state than you doesn't mean you have to be so mean to us Oregonians.
C-He was actually talking to me. I'm from Oregon. He was actually saying that he didn't like a certain place in Oregon, that's all.
OL- typical republican response.

Note, that the womans mommy tank was covered in bumper stickers saying things like: America Sucks,F##k America,God Hates Fags, etc.

So, she ended up telling the manager who laughed her out of the office.

I guess you learn something new every day, I learned that if you don't like a certain state, you're racist

[Crazeyal]

Wow..

I've heard people from Oregon being a little friendly with ..uh.. other SPECIES.. but that makes them a seperate RACE??

[CaroPhoenix]

Yeah ... Oregonians ... are special ... aren't they? (Note: The only time I've seen Oregon is on a map).

However, if you don't like a state, wouldn't that make you a Stateist? Or something like that?

[RetailWorkhorse]

I guess that makes me a Statist, then. Of the entire north.

*Evil Monkey Point*

STOP TELLING ME I'M NOT FROM MY HOMETOWN! I AM!! I JUST SPEAK BETTER THAN THE HICKABILLIES HERE!

Grr.

[Bright_Star]

How is not liking a particular state racist? Add that definition to Wikipedia....lol.

[smileyeagle1021]

I guess you learn something new every day, I learned that if you don't like a certain state, you're racist

and apparently pointing out that someone isn't racist makes you a republican (odd how I thought that who you voted for made you Republican... silly me)

[AnaKhouri]

In high school my best friend was telling me about her new sister-in-law. She said something like, "Elena is Mexican so I can practice my Spanish on her."

This kid passing by stopped and went on a rant about how racist my friend was for calling her sister-in-law 'Mexican'.

Her sister-in-law, of course, was from Mexico.

[smileyeagle1021]

Her sister-in-law, of course, was from Mexico.

damn, so my cousin in law must be a racist... he tells people that he's Argentinian...

[Rapscallion]

If you didn't like Oregano, would that make you a herbist?

Rapscallion

[persephone]

STOP TELLING ME I'M NOT FROM MY HOMETOWN! I AM!! I JUST SPEAK BETTER THAN THE HICKABILLIES HERE!

Oh Lord, I feel your pain. I'm from the South and I'm one of the proudest Southerners you've ever met (I am not, however, racist, homophobic, a red neck, or any of the other horrible things some people think of when they hear "Southern"). However, my Momma was British. Daddy passed away when I was 2 and my step father is also British.

Did you know that it is not uncommon to end up with whatever accent your parents have?

Me, my brother and both my sisters all have mild British accents and really not much of a Southern accent (except a couple of words we picked up from our cousins on Daddy's side). NO ONE ever believes me when I tell them I'm from *Small Town*.

[Crazeyal]

EY

I'm from NEW YOIK anIdunwannaheah no stereotypes...

CAPICE?!?!?

[CorDarei]

...Note, that the womans mommy tank...

what's a mommy tank?

[Mike Taylor]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how disliking a location makes you a racist.

[Mike Taylor]

what's a mommy tank?

An SUV bought specifically to "safely carry" her brood around town.

[Jay 2K Winger]

An SUV bought specifically to "safely carry" her brood around town.

Aka a "bimbo box." (Cookies if you get the reference.)