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01-22-2009, 05:37 PM
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Cosmetic Brain Surgeon
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It's a Good Thing He Isn't Pudge the Fish
We had a reseller who felt he deserved a better discount than we were offering him. He argued a lot. But, since he hadn't bought squat from us in four years, we politely told him "no."
Seriously, he's lucky to be getting any discount at all at this point. Most people would expect you to actually re-sell things if they give you a reseller discount.
Instead of taking it like a grown-up, he started whining. Actual talking-through-the-nose whining. That didn't work either.
After he realized he wan't going to win, he gave us the best parting shot:
"How's the weather up where you guys are?"
"Oh, cold and snowy."
"Since you won't give me a better discount, I hope it gets colder." <click>
Cue me 
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The stupid is strong with this one.
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01-22-2009, 06:05 PM
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Area Manager
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Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
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01-22-2009, 06:06 PM
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Coffee Slinger
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Lamest cheap shot Ever.  But funny as hell!
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01-22-2009, 08:46 PM
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Cashier
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Location: About 10 minutes away from Montreal, Quebec.
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Quote:
Quoth draftermatt
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
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That is my absolute favorite part of that movie 
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01-22-2009, 09:19 PM
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That is my absolute favorite part of that movie |
My favorite is the follow-up to this:
Girl: (to Lilo) You're crazy... (screams as Lilo pounces her and starts pummeling)
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01-22-2009, 11:30 PM
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ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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Lilo: Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
That is my favorite part. 
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"I think I died long ago, and you two are my eternal punishment"
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"You're like a constant downer, huh?"
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01-23-2009, 05:38 AM
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The "my dog found the chainsaw" line is funny, but so is the line almost immediately before it.
Lilo: "Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house."
I love that movie. Little kids at work are always blown away by my Stitch impression. "Meega nala QUEESTA!"
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01-23-2009, 05:40 AM
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I like the whole adoption scene.
"I wanna buy him! (Can I borrow two dollars?)"
The entire movie is fun, though.
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01-23-2009, 06:06 AM
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i love the scean where stich is in the middle of the forset with the book and says 'Im all alone' and looks so sad.
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01-23-2009, 06:13 AM
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Purveyor of Bacon
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Quote:
Quoth draftermatt
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna!
Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
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This is the exchange that made my grandmother burst into laughter saying "That's you, RW! You're a little brat just like her!"
Gee, thanks, Mimi. 
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