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Old 02-05-2009, 12:56 AM
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Default The really weird poem song game

So a friend of mine had me try this out on paper, and I thought it was really fun. So I figured it might be amusing for the people here at CS to try it out. You put your music player on shuffle and make a poem with the first lines of twenty songs. The twenty first song you listen to will be your title

So Title= 21


Break up the stanzas (verses) as you see fit, see if you can get the poem to flow. It ends up being really funny in the end. If you get an instrumental while you are playing, just skip it and go to the next one. This also applies to books and radio plays you may have in your play lists. Make as many poems as you like.

Here's mine

I want you to want me

When I found her she was waitin at the station door
My heart is beating from me
The minute you walked in the joint
So you sailed away
They didn't have you where I come from

Christmas, Christmas Time is near
So what, am I not s'pposed to have an opinion?

Baby Light a couple candles
Like every tree stands on it's own

I get up on Sunday 'bout 8:15
I can make anybody pretty
I can't get out of bed today

Dear, Dear Diary I want to tell my secrets
In my dreams I break the chains that hold this place together
I feel Good
A poor orphan girl named Maria
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
Everyone tells you that the minute you get married

We're supposed to start work down on the river today

As you can see this one isn't very cohesive. Luck of the Draw.

Anyway, try it out. And don't cheat.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:18 AM
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Jealous Again

It's hot tonight, lonely black or white
Last night I saw that beauty queen
Stacy's mom has got it going on

Well I'm on the Downeaster Alexa
Why do I have to fly over every turn, up and down the line?
Muskrat, muskrat, candlelight
I never knew there'd come a day, when I'd be saying to you

A turning tide, lovers at a great divide
Awake on my airplane, awake on my airplane
I walk along the avenue
I never meant to be so bad to you
We're talking away

No matter what you are
You are an obsession
Guess I got what I deserve
Try to see it my way

I've never seen you look like this without a reason
Look up on the wall, there on the floor
You got me runnin' baby
I'm on my way, I'm making it

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At least it makes sense, in fits and starts.
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:37 AM
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Hello I know there's someone out there

Everybody dance now

I'm so numb therefore I can't relate
Everytime I'm telling secrets I remember how it used to be
I'm not your boyfriend baby, I ain't your cute little sex toy

Every friday night, there's a steady cloud of dust
Watch out sister watch out brother
my stupid mouth has got me in trouble
when I was just a little baby boy my mama used to tell me these crazy things

I don't practice santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball
You talk to me like we connect, but I don't even know if we're still friends
run and tell all of the angels, this could take all night
sell me candy, like the summer like it's melting in my hand
if I could turn the page

hello mr heartache, I've been expecting you
we were together, I was blown away
there were times I knew, but I found it hard to say
actions are left behind, never to change the signal

oh mama look what I've done
let's go away for awhile
the window burns to light the way back home
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:52 AM
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Here's mine...

Adoramus Te

Pater Noster qui es in caelis
I'm gonna take my baby on a little joyride
Now truly am I King of the World

O Thou who camest from above
When you ask how I've been here without you,
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Up the street beside the red neon light
Who's that whispering in the trees

Well, I got a little boogie but it ain't too clean

All we've got is this moment
Away with our sorry and care
I woke up this morning feeling kinda blue
Momma, I've got two strong hands

One night, a long time ago, two lovers danced to an old radio
No eye had seen, no ear had heard
I'm far away from what I've known

A lady was walking on a midsummer's day
I feel cold facing the darkness

Saints and children, we are gathered here to hear the sacred story.

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Old 02-05-2009, 03:03 AM
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I'll tell you the tale of the wicked soldier

What's it gonna be, 'cause I can't pretend

I was once a plain little bird like you, kid
Back when we started, we didn't know how hard it was

All my people in the crowd, grab a partner, take it down

Someone is crying, just now I heard them
You gave up the love you got and that is that
Try not to think, try to behave, try not to think

She got out of town, on a railway New York bound
Looking back on when I was a little nappy-headed boy
Sappy pathetic little me, that was the girl I used to be
As I fall to sleep, will you comfort me?

Baby, do you understand me now?
Lovechild of Genghis Khan and a beautiful busty Amazon
Who do you think you are barging in on me and my guitar?
Never thought I'd want it, never thought I'd need it, never thought I'd want somebody like you

Oh, Mrs. O, will you tell us where the naughty children go?
Your eyes, when we said our goodbyes, can't get them out of my mind
If someone stood up in a crowd and raised his voice up way out loud
I used to think that I could not go on

Czolgosz, working man, born in the middle of Michigan

I like it!
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:53 AM
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There are Jews in the World and there are Buddhists

God, make me an instrument of your peace.
I hurt myself today.
Well, me father often told me when I was just a lad.
Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry.
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing.

Hey, you! You lost your only friend.
I feel hypnotized.
I look straight in the window.
Midnights in winter.
I'll wait for you till I turn blue.

I saw you outside.
In the merry month of June.
Oh the churchbells are ringin' in the schoolyard.
I am a lineman for the county.
Blue, blue caravan.
If I never feel you in my arms again.
I love Paris in the springtime.
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Never know how much I love you.
Well, a scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair.
"Oh, the strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!"

Old 02-05-2009, 04:27 AM
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How Can I Be Sure

City life
Another suburban family morning
Just look at the comfort that you call your home
Every night I say a prayer

Outside the rain begins
I don't need an umbrella
Lady you came across the water

You see the world through your cynical eye
You would say anything
Hide in your shell

Who is this child that I've never seen before
I can see you in the morning when you go to school
Cherish is a word I use to describe
Passing by you light up my darkest skies
Slow down some
Come ride with me

Marvin walked into a helpless land
Feel the darkness smiling
Declare this an emergency
Falling away

Man it was tough putting this together into something that wasn't completely random, and when I finally did I think I got a story about a creepy woman kidnapping a kid named Marvin.

Old 02-05-2009, 05:41 AM
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I could be loud man, I could be silent

Step one: you say we need to talk
I have climbed the highest mountains

I live in an apartment on the 99th floor of my block
Well I just heard the news today
I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
We'll do it all
Don't think sorry's easily said

Star lit skies
Come out, Virginia. Don't let me wait
Always on the outside always looking in
All day
I am unwritten

You've got your ball
Are you going to scarborough fair?
In my mind I'm goin' to Carolina
When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school

Test tubes and Tesla coils,
On the road again
She says she's no good

Old 02-05-2009, 06:19 AM
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In And Out Of Love

Maybe I'm not your favorite
Did you ever see the concrete stares of everyday
The time has come around

Uncle Vernon, uncle Vernon
Oh, some people don't like you to talk like that
Let's drink to the hard workin' people
And the wise man said, "I don't wanna hear your voice"

Mercenary battalions

Oh, the night that Paddy Murphy died
You didn't know what you were lookin' for
I'm fuckin' sick of you
I come home late at night

You can't quit until you try
She's my only true love
Eleven saintly shrouded men
You left Billy with the kid

Work ourselves' fingers to the bone
Laura calls me in the middle of the night
I bought a Porsche and I'm leavin' Grand Rapids

1. Ra--Parole
2. Bad Religion--Suffer
3. Saigon Kick--Month Of Sundays
4. Tom Waits--Cemetery Polka
5. George Carlin--Rape Can Be Funny
6. The Rolling Stones--Salt Of The Earth
7. Radiohead--Stop Whispering
8. Roadrunner United--In The Fire
9. Judas Priest--Genocide
10. Great Big Sea--The Night Pat Murphy Died
11. Cheap Trick--Voices
12. Machine Head--Nausea
13. Dishwalla--Miss Emma Peel
14. Sixx: A.M.--Life Is Beautiful
15. Tom Waits--Johnsburg, Illinois
16. Iron Maiden--Sign Of The Cross
17. Barenaked Ladies--Baby Seat
18. Dave Matthews Band--Pay For What You Get
19. Billy Joel--Laura
20. Alice Cooper--I Like Girls
21. Bon Jovi--In And Out Of Love
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Old 02-05-2009, 06:33 AM
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Blue, blue caravan.
Hey, isn't that by Vienna Teng? I LOVE her stuff. And she's on tour this spring, woot!
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