Am I the only one

[Icelator]

that thinks of guns and swords when seeing the giant satisfaction guaranteed sign on the side of a Walmart.

I'm just waiting for someone to tick me off then I can slap them with a white glove and challenge them to pistols at dawn.

of course I'm just kidding but has anybody thought of that when seeing those signs?

[RetailWorkhorse]

*ThWACK!*

I demand satisfaction!

[Nyoibo]

I just tend to think of swords and flintlocks most of the time, I see so many situations that could be improved by the judicious application of them.

[ArcticChicken]

Well I do now.

[Jester]

I don't.

But then, there is not a Wal-Mart within over a hundred miles of me.