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  • #1

    It happened again...

    Some months back, I went to the Chinese place across the parking lot from the clearance swamp/dog bordello for lunch. The message inside my fortune cookie was "You should enhance your feminine side at this time."

    I went there for lunch today. And what manifesto arrived inside the fortune cookie today? "You should enhance your feminine side at this time."



    Is somebody trying to tell me I would be better off as Ivanka Patricia Freleigh?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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    So, when's the surgery scheduled for?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Well, you see, you're so manly, the universe is tipping out of balance. Your testosterone endangers the very earth! You're like a poor man's Chuck Norris.
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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