This happened to me just now....
ST: Red cross telemarketer
Me: Yours truly
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Ok I live in Small town NY, Big Town is 2 hours away
ST: Hello my name is so and so and I am calling from the red cross is this squirrel?
Me: Yes I am squirrel how can i help you?
ST: Well we are having a blood drive at the Main Place mall (in Big town)
Me: I am sorry that is two hours away from where i live
ST: Oh where do you live?
Me: Small town NY
ST: Is it always 2 hours away?
Me: .....blink blink....
....No, every once in a while Big town gets bored and moves closer to small town
ST: Oh. Have a good night
wow...i figure she is tired or something since it is 10 minutes to 9 at night