..Dont know why this one just popped into my head....but here it is.
I have had this guy in my store many many times over the last 3-4 months.... And every time he insists on telling me something that.... Well...I just REALLY dont want to hear... Our last interlude went something like this....
SC:*standing in line out side the bathroom door doing the potty jig* Geeze I Wish they'd hurry. I'm gonna piss myself.
Me:*nervous chitter (dont make eye contact... remember what happens when you make eye contact* I'm sure they'll be done soon.
SC:*finally is allowed into the kingdom of the porcelain god. after a ridiculously long amount of time he comes back out. Looks me square in the eye and says*
'MAN! Glad I got in there when I did. Tell you what. I almost crapped my pants! And you dont want that happening when you've got the squirts! Know what I mean!"
He then proceeded to wink at me. and walk away happy as a clown.... cause you know.... bringing up your bathroom adventures is totally something you should be talking to random strangers about.