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Nurian

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War is the H-Word

04-10-2009, 01:06 AM

This has my new favorite line by a cashier:
"Okay, our policy is: If you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."

I have a...thing. Wanna see it?
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JuniorMintz

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#2

04-10-2009, 02:20 AM

HA!

This was already my favorite episode, thanks for the reminder why. Screw homework, I'm watching Futurama tonight.

"This is the first time I've seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!"
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the_std

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#3

04-10-2009, 02:40 AM

"That is unless war were declared."
*BEEP BEEP BEEP!*
"What's that?"
"War were declared."

Love it!
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Nurian

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#4

04-10-2009, 02:25 PM

"That's the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!"

I have a...thing. Wanna see it?
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~~One-Fang~~

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#5

04-10-2009, 09:45 PM

Sorry what?

Is this some new retail-based comedy show I need to keep an eye out for?
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the_std

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#6

04-10-2009, 10:44 PM

'Tis Futurama!
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~~One-Fang~~

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#7

04-10-2009, 11:09 PM

Oh right. Ta. Okay then.
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