Someone, please get me a 10mm explosive-tip caseless-round pulse rifle w/grenade launcher attachment and motion tracker? Better yet, just take off and nuke my entire house from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Spring is here, even though it's not that warm. But it's warm enough to attract ants. Carpenter ants I think they are. They're black, almost a full cm long. Good news is they don't bite. Bad news is they're mobile enough to get anywhere and everywhere. On tables, walls, kitchen counter-tops, even the ceiling. On that note, the worse news: they've found a way inside the house. They're inside the perimeter!
We first encountered them last summer. Ant baits got rid of them. But they're back, and like last year they pretty much showed up overnight. And not small numbers of 1-2 either, as I just discovered.
When I woke up this morning, their numbers in the kitchen really put me off breakfast. I grabbed my flyswatter and went on a rampage. By the time I was done there were about a dozen ant corpses, most on the ground and a few on the kitchen counters. I knew there was more, but at least I could eat breakfast and hold it down.
Lunchtime. As I was grabbing food, I spotted what the ants were so interested in. A jam container with jam residue on the outside. Mom suggested I put it in a bowl of water, as an ant trap. Good idea, so I put on a glove and snatched the jam jar. I only saw a handful of ants on the jar, but it was partly hidden.
It's a good thing I have no insect-phobias. The jar was *crawling*. Plus the floor of the cupboard around the jar was also crawling with the little bastards, like they were waiting in a queue line. Jesus, they're wall-to-wall in there! Lucky they weren't interested in me - I got the jar in a water bowl, and gave them a nice insecticide bath.
Later I did a body-count. There were thirty ant-corpses in the bowl. And that's not counting the dozen more I saw on the cupboard floor. Oh, did I forget to mention the peanut butter jar I used for lunch was located right next to the... hive? I know I have a strong stomach, but I think I need to
Maybe I'll go on another flyswatter-rampage, because they're still out there. Or maybe I'll amuse myself by watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HWf0...eature=related
So, how was everyone else's day?
Spring is here, even though it's not that warm. But it's warm enough to attract ants. Carpenter ants I think they are. They're black, almost a full cm long. Good news is they don't bite. Bad news is they're mobile enough to get anywhere and everywhere. On tables, walls, kitchen counter-tops, even the ceiling. On that note, the worse news: they've found a way inside the house. They're inside the perimeter!
We first encountered them last summer. Ant baits got rid of them. But they're back, and like last year they pretty much showed up overnight. And not small numbers of 1-2 either, as I just discovered.
When I woke up this morning, their numbers in the kitchen really put me off breakfast. I grabbed my flyswatter and went on a rampage. By the time I was done there were about a dozen ant corpses, most on the ground and a few on the kitchen counters. I knew there was more, but at least I could eat breakfast and hold it down.
Lunchtime. As I was grabbing food, I spotted what the ants were so interested in. A jam container with jam residue on the outside. Mom suggested I put it in a bowl of water, as an ant trap. Good idea, so I put on a glove and snatched the jam jar. I only saw a handful of ants on the jar, but it was partly hidden.
It's a good thing I have no insect-phobias. The jar was *crawling*. Plus the floor of the cupboard around the jar was also crawling with the little bastards, like they were waiting in a queue line. Jesus, they're wall-to-wall in there! Lucky they weren't interested in me - I got the jar in a water bowl, and gave them a nice insecticide bath.
Later I did a body-count. There were thirty ant-corpses in the bowl. And that's not counting the dozen more I saw on the cupboard floor. Oh, did I forget to mention the peanut butter jar I used for lunch was located right next to the... hive? I know I have a strong stomach, but I think I need to
Maybe I'll go on another flyswatter-rampage, because they're still out there. Or maybe I'll amuse myself by watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HWf0...eature=related
So, how was everyone else's day?
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