"Stupid people taking over the earth? Trying to breed out the intelligent people of the world? Then check out the Chainsaw of Natural Selection!!!"
"The Chainsaw of Natural Selection: ridding the world of stupid people since 1929.
Okay, now there's the basis of a running joke I'm going to use. Oh, and if anyone has any artistic talent, it'd be funny if you would do a picture of the past panel of Darwin with the chainsaw, and my tagline at the bottom of the pic, I would love it!