I hate my brain.

[Broomjockey]

So I'm cruising through some files at work, checking for what needs to be moved, removed, etc. And I stumble across the last name "Frolick."

Nothing wrong with that, right? Except my brain stressed it incorrectly, as fro-lick. Licking 'fros. An initially hilarious concept. But then my mind just won't let it go. It comes up with afro licking competitions (don't ask how they work, I don't even know myself), and afro licking rule 34, and so on. So now I'm trying to get some brain bleach to clear out what's left of my sanity. I hate my brain.

[Evil Queen]

Holy crap, my brain did the same thing!

It immediately reminded me of Young Frankenstein.

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... ”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

[Shpepper]

I Love that movie. Just watched it the other night.

Blucher



***Neigh***

[SG15Z]

lmao!! Really I didn't read it that way, though I do now. It gives me weird mental images.